katara:

everything always happens so much

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deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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religiousdad:

hey straight bros wouldn’t it be hilarious if we just acted gay hahaha right? like kiss and hold hands? just acting bro

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skeletaltales:

Britt Nicholas @ Chadwick

skeletaltales:

Britt Nicholas @ Chadwick

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